emmersdrawberry:

sercauthrienismywife:

Stop saying the dwarves of Khazad Dum ‘dug too greedily and too deep’ DWARVES DIG. IT’S WHAT THEY DO. I did’t see any of you popping over to let Durin VI know that he’s on top of a Balrog, how was anyone supposed to know! Saying it was ‘too deep’ or ‘too greedy’ is just Sindar propaganda, as if yall weren’t super content to sit pretty and huff weed in Menegroth while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Maybe if you’d done ANYTHING during the first age there wouldn’t BE a balrog under there in the fIRST PLACE!!! EVER THINK OF THAT? CELEBORN?

Gandalf ghost wrote this

taur:

toshio:

me @ any and every cat in existence:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Hot take: i find it more appealing and interesting when someone can take complex ideas and thoughts and make it accessible for everyone to understand 🤷🏾‍♀️if you have a large vocabulary, thats great but using big words for the sake of using them to make yourself sound smart serves no one but you and the people who have access (and privilege) to that information. If you can take something and really process it and understand to be able to explain it in a way that everyone can understand, then thats more impressive and what academia should be about imo…its knowledge…its meant to be known and shared

truereset:

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

demonologywarlock:

My brain cell when I say something smart every 2 months

orriculum:

“new year, new me,” i say. my friends nodd, thinking i mean diets and weight loss. little do they know i mean new bones. 

lokisuggestion:

can someone please put me in touch with nicole kidman’s plastic surgeon so that I too can enjoy the luxury of never going on another face journey ever in my life